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Four Things

It is a beautiful January morning in Philadelphia. The Pixelworthy office is incandescent, its twentieth story windows unable to find refuge from the sun. Shaded by a pillar, Stan glares at the iMac on his desk.

“Damn Zeldman. Fucking meme shit.”

A few feet away, Rob snickers into his cinnamon roll.

“Keep laughing. You’re getting tagged next.”

“Come now, Stan. I can’t break over three months of editorial silence by participating in some retarded meme.”

“Tough luck.”

Four Jobs I’ve Had

  • Bakery Pan Washer
  • Church Maintenance Man
  • T.G.I.Friday’s Server
  • Graphic Designer

Four Movies I Can Watch Over and Over

Four Places I’ve Lived

Four TV Shows I Love

Four Places I’ve Vacationed

Four of My Favorite Dishes

Four Sites I Visit Daily

Four Places I Would Rather Be Now

Four Bloggers I Am Tagging