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Daily Haiku: December 2005

Digerati

after his kids were
trampled by digerati
he stopped reading Wired

Sub Rosa

though they were siblings
their sub rosa love affair
made their parents proud

Sacrosanct

my carny contract
which I thought was sacrosanct
turned out not to be

Hale

hale and full of pep
we sprung from the hospital
with morphine to sell

Paladin

Richie, best known as
a paladin of Denny’s
gets in lots of fights

Carapace

Sarge earned our respect
with his combat carapace
made of children’s teeth

Tmesis

the Tmesis Titan’s
archenemy Compound Creep
secretly loved him

Voluptuary

when did you become
such a voluptuary
to scorn Top Ramen?

Sylvan

my sylvan retreat
was rudely interrupted
by the Oakland A’s

Assiduous

assiduousness
is perforce its own reward
for fans of “Cop Rock”

Logorrhea

a ranting hobo
logorrheic by nature
yearned for a hatchet

Panache

your Pulitzer Prize
is less appealing than your
craps table panache

Redivivus

the wedding was stopped
when Fido redivivus
devoured the bridegroom

Alfresco

the neighbors dislike
Warren’s proclivity for
bathing alfresco