I’m not mendacious
women dig my honesty
and my flying car
my new factotum
didn’t expect to be asked
to embalm my dad
I’m just eating lunch
if you find me so noisome
don’t come to IHOP
unsurprisingly
Steven’s “great panacea”
was made of feathers
you’re very quiet
for such an intrepid soul
is it all that gauze?
for your recreance
I must take drastic measures
no Cheetos for you
a prismatic meal
even more varicolored
on its way back out
Potboiler
no more potboilers
give me quality writers
like, you know, Dan Brown
this vase is priceless
but is it so ignoble
to drink Schlitz from it?
tell that old roue
to steer clear of my daughter
or he’ll catch her crabs
impassible dad
con: cannot say “I love you”
pro: show and tell gold
amidst plangent wails
roses rained on the casket
next time, get a tent
to cozen a friend
is the mark of a scoundrel
so is a big S