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Ride the Skies

Mean Streak

Cleveland Heights, OH—We went from 0 to 120 in four seconds today, and there wasn’t a damned thing the Ohio State Police could do about it. The Corolla had a relaxing day in a parking lot while Cedar Point’s world-class roller coasters satisfied our need for speed, height, and ear-splitting shrieks of mirthful terror.

All but one of the park’s most intense (5/5 on the “High Thrill” scale) coasters were conquered. The one that got away was Maverick, which is the newest and therefore most popular. After waiting in a big line for over an hour, we were informed that undefined technical problems would make the ride indefinitely inaccessible. We soldiered on, laying waste to the remaining nine beasts (in order):

  1. Raptor (137 feet, 57 mph)
  2. Mantis (145 feet, 60 mph)
  3. Millennium Force (310 feet, 92 mph)
  4. Mean Streak (161 feet, 65 mph)
  5. Gemini (124 feet, 60 mph)
  6. Magnum XL-200 (195 feet, 72 mph)
  7. Top Thrill Dragster (420 feet, 120 mph)
  8. Corkscrew (85 feet, 48 mph)
  9. Wicked Twister (215 feet, 69mph)

Despite the youthful environment, we felt aged by the day. For one thing, we were two of only a small percentage of today’s Cedar Point ticket-holders that had graduated high school. For another, the short, early-season lines allowed us to ride several punishing roller coasters in a relatively short amount of time, which eventually left us aching, hoarse, and dizzy. These are symptoms of victory. Satisfied with our domination of Cedar Point, we hobbled into the car, and headed toward Cleveland.

The famed Eric Meyer and his family took us in and filled us with a superior Turkish dinner. I sang for my supper by reading some bedtime stories to the youngest of the Meyer clan. If her dreams are as good as my day was, you should envy her.