IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE ROB ALIVE AGAIN
WATCH THE 24 MOVIES LISTED HERE THROUGHOUT THE MONTH OF OCTOBER
IF YOU CONTACT THE POLICE
HIS BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND
Every October, I broaden my cinematic horizons by putting together a big schedule of horror movies I haven’t seen yet. Alas, this year’s plans have been upended by my abduction, and for some reason, my mysterious captors aren’t interested in money. Instead, their ransom demand is that people watch the movies I’ve scheduled. These dudes seem like they mean business, so if you can help me out, I’d really appreciate it. But if you’re too busy, I get it. No pressure!
The Blob
An alien life form consumes everything in its path as it grows and grows.
Pumpkinhead
After a tragic accident, a man conjures up a towering, vengeful demon called Pumpkinhead to destroy a group of unsuspecting teenagers.
Jack-O
On Halloween, three friends visit an ancient cemetery and unwittingly unleash an evil creature, who seeks the descendants of the farmer who killed him.
Barbarian
A woman staying at an Airbnb discovers that the house she has rented is not what it seems.
Vampire’s Kiss
After an encounter with a neck-biter, a publishing executive thinks he’s turning into a vampire.
Neon Maniacs
A group of teenagers in San Francisco discover a nest of homicidal monsters living in a tower of the Golden Gate Bridge, but when they try to tell authorities, no one believes them.
Psycho Goreman
After unearthing a gem that controls an evil monster looking to destroy the Universe, a young girl and her brother use it to make him do their bidding.
The Fan
Douglas, a record salesman, is an obsessive fan of actress Sally Ross. When his letters are rejected, he strikes out at her and her loved ones.
Der Fan
The hero worship that Simone has for a pop singer is built to a crescendo until she passes out when she finally sees him up close in a crowd of fans. She is later shocked when he lets her know that he does not love her.
The Last Broadcast
A film crew ventures into the forest in search of the mythical “Jersey Devil.”
Saloum
In 2003, a trio of mercenaries escaping a coup in Guinea-Bissau take refuge in a hidden region on the Saloum river of Senegal. But something from beyond the grave awaits them there.
Roadgames
A laid-back American truck driver in south Australia starts to suspect a man driving a green van of killing young women along his route, and proceeds to play a cat-and-mouse game in order to catch him red-handed.
Ichi the Killer
As sadomasochistic yakuza enforcer Kakihara searches for his missing boss he comes across Ichi, a repressed and psychotic killer who may be able to inflict levels of pain that Kakihara has only dreamed of achieving.
Watcher
A young American woman moves with her husband to Bucharest, and begins to suspect that a stranger who watches her from the apartment building across the street may be a local serial killer decapitating women.
Speak No Evil
A Danish family visits a Dutch family they met on a holiday. What was supposed to be an idyllic weekend slowly starts unraveling as the Danes try to stay polite in the face of unpleasantness.
Nosferatu the Vampyre
Count Dracula moves from Transylvania to Wismar, spreading the Black Plague across the land. Only a woman pure of heart can bring an end to his reign of horror.
Cat People
A young woman's sexual awakening brings horror when she discovers her urges transform her into a monstrous black leopard.
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
A businessman accidentally kills The Metal Fetishist, who gets his revenge by slowly turning the man into a grotesque hybrid of flesh and rusty metal.
Q
NYPD detectives Shepard and Powell are working on a bizarre case of a ritualistic Aztec murder. Meanwhile, something big is attacking people of New York and only greedy small time crook Jimmy Quinn knows where its lair is.
Frankenhooker
A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street prostitutes.
Anthropophagus
A group of friends and a hitchhiker become stranded on a tourist island where they are stalked by a disfigured cannibalistic killer who is prowling the island after killing its residents.
Inferno
An American college student in Rome and his sister in New York investigate a series of killings in both locations where their resident addresses are the domain of two covens of witches.
Ghostwatch
For Halloween 1992, the BBC decides to broadcast an investigation into the supernatural, but this ground-breaking live television experiment does not go as planned.
Lair of the White Worm
When an archaeologist uncovers a strange skull in a foreign land, the residents of a nearby town begin to disappear, leading to further inexplicable occurrences.
If you watch any of these movies, and if you ever see me again, let me know how they are! Crap, I better sign off now. I hear them com