Four Things
It is a beautiful January morning in Philadelphia. The Pixelworthy office is incandescent, its twentieth story windows unable to find refuge from the sun. Shaded by a pillar, Stan glares at the iMac on his desk.
“Damn Zeldman. Fucking meme shit.”
A few feet away, Rob snickers into his cinnamon roll.
“Keep laughing. You’re getting tagged next.”
“Come now, Stan. I can’t break over three months of editorial silence by participating in some retarded meme.”
“Tough luck.”
Four Jobs I’ve Had
- Bakery Pan Washer
- Church Maintenance Man
- T.G.I.Friday’s Server
- Graphic Designer
Four Movies I Can Watch Over and Over
Four Places I’ve Lived
Four TV Shows I Love
Four Places I’ve Vacationed
Four of My Favorite Dishes
- Rizzo’s Big Red
- 12th Street Cantina’s chicken and cheese quesadilla
- Penang’s curry chicken
- Gianna’s cheesesteak
Four Sites I Visit Daily
Four Places I Would Rather Be Now
- Legoland
- The Sundance Film Festival
- AKA Music’s used CD section
- San Francisco, California